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Welcome to This Is Your Captain Speaking, sometimes abbreviated to "Your Captain Speaking", sometimes abbreviated to "YCS" (pronounced yikes).

   .........................   The Captain's Three-Word Rules to Live By:   Actions have consequences…  Consequences have costs…  Know the consequences…  Know the cost… Think before speaking… Choose to love… Life is short… Eternity is forever… Do for others… Get over it… Always be friendly… Select friends carefully… Show respect always… Keep your promises… Peace before happiness… Happiness before fun… Do not fear… Control your attitude… Grow where planted… Be a friend… Lend not money… Borrow not anything… Listen then speak… Proceed with passion… Stay in school… Keep on learning… Forgive your enemies… Incur no debts… Aim then shoot… Set high goals… Pondering is worthwhile… Learn from mistakes… Work is good… Remember the past… Forget the past… Keep looking forward… Hold no grudges… Dream big dreams… Ponder it all… There's a God… You're not Him.  .........................                 Over the Pacific at about 40 North, 160 East

Find herein an accumulation of all sorts of aviation humor and things having to do with the business of flying airplanes. Why is aviation humor different from any other kind of humor? If you think about it, the very idea of hurling a huge contraption made mostly of metal into the air and expecting it to stay there is pretty funny. Enjoy.

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